I had 5 new girls the other week. It was one of those weeks where it all comes together and everything I seemed to touch just opened it’s legs. There were a 3 fucking dime pieces in there as well. It was wild.
There was one particular lay which I’m proud about simple because it’s so fucking weird and I never thought something like that would happen. I will keep details to a minimum because it involves a girl who is seeing a guy breaking an agreement and I like her company so I don’t want to screw her over. So it starts like this, I met this girl about a year ago and we don’t live in the same city or country for that matter, she’s Hungarian and lives in Budapest. I went back there this summer after a year and we’d been snapchatting on and off, she’d send pretty suggestive pictures occasionally but like previously, she was always off about meeting and I couldn’t work out why.
So I discovered something pretty recently where I’d ask girls out on dates and they basically say no or skirt around it but if I invite them straight over to my place, accompanied with a picture of me looking jacked, they’re in the next cab over. Almost like a glitch in the matrix but it has worked quite a few times now. So I invite this girl out for a drink at a nice bar I like in Budapest. I’ll call her Bunny because that’s how she’s saved in my phone. About an hour from the agreed time, she messages me and says “I don’t think I can come because I’m seeing a guy and I don’t want us to be seen out with you.” At this point I’m like trying to stay calm because for the last two days we’d be talking and it was fine but suddenly this guy turns up out of no where. I sat down for a minute and thought about how to play it because usually once a girl has an idea in her head, it’s set. I did something I don’t usually do, I went in on her saying it’s rude how she’s made plans, how she’s being disrespectful of me time and that I’m far from pleased. She says she feels bad, so I tell her to come over and we’ll talk about it. 10 minutes and a few pictures later, she’s making her way over to mine.
She gets to mine, we chat and chill for a bit, her English isn’t great but who cares. So then we go to bed and we bang. She’s models on and off when she wants some extra money and I’d never seen her ass before but it was insane. We enjoyed each other for a few hours and over pillow talk, I asked her about this guy. This is where things get funny. It turns out she’s seeing a footballer and he’s actually a good one too. He plays in one of the top 5 football divisions in Europe(I won’t say which) and regularly plays against the best players in the world. He must be earning 30-40k a week and I smashed his girl. Worse yet, he actually called when she was over at mine and she gave me a look of “oh I feel so bad.” I genuinely don’t know what to make of this, she said she had spent the whole of the week before with him and kept in constant contact. I saw her again 2 days later and she confessed that she actually really likes me so she doesn’t feel as bad. Since I’m back in London she’s talked about coming to visit.
I was in Vienna at this point, I had a spare evening so I jumped on Tinder and swiped away. I came across this cute girl, we matched and I proposed that we met that evening and we did. We meet at this bar and when she arrived, she was nothing like her pictures. She was way hotter. She’s about 5’1, looks way younger than her age of 23, she jokes that everyone thinks she’s 16, probably the prettiest girl I’ve hooked up with in years and she’s in great shape. I said a little thank you to the heavens and get on with things. We get a drink at first, then an ice cream and we go for a walk by the river. Always go for a walk by the river, bitches love rivers! I kiss her and invite her back to my room, no resistance. We bang and it’s fucking great, she’s as tight as anything. So after we’re talking and I ask about her history and it turns out that I’m only the third guy that she’s ever slept with. She’d signed up for Tinder earlier that week and liked the look of me, coupled with the fact that I’m really good at not fucking things up, it was easy. I like the girl so we’ll hang out again for sure.
This is another girl from Tinder who was way prettier in person. I love it. She’s Polish, has quite a few tattoos, blue eyes, dark hair, petite with a great set of tits. I spent the first half an hour of our date trying not to stare at them too much and they weren’t even out. So about an hour into the date, she confesses that she is actually a dominatrix. Like she gets paid to stamp on old mens balls and shit. They basically like having a sweet looking girl to punish them and degrade them. She reckons I’m too young to understand it but I had so many questions for her. I find that refreshing now that on dates I don’t really think about anything, most stuff takes care of itself and I don’t have to actively think. We go for a walk by the river, remember what I said about rivers 😉 and she loves it. I walk her back towards my apartment and she works out what’s happening, comments but keeps walking. We get in and the dance begins, there’s a fair bit of resistance. I attribute this to the fact that she basically opened up to me earlier, she doesn’t tell many people what she does and I don’t think she wanted me to see her as a whore or something like that. She was quick to tell me that she doesn’t fuck her clients. So eventually we fuck and it’s good, in her everyday life she’s so submissive it’s great. Long story short, we have another girl who really likes me.
The other two were a girl who had a boyfriend and invited me to her apartment and the other is actually too crazy to even write on here. Like full on crazy shit that I won’t be typing.